a Picture Perfect Scene

Christina, 19

"But we can't go back. We can only go forward." -Libba Bray, The Sweet Far thing

My girlfriend is the best, and I don’t know what I did to deserve her.
I’m so easily irritated and I complain all the time and I need a lot of space but she’s just so good natured and loving and attentive.
I wish I was more like her.

Girlfriend: I guess sheep herding is close to camping...
Me: ...
Girlfriend: Oh and you have to set up the tent too!
Me: ...
Girlfriend: But you have to come in from the cold first!
Me: ...
Girlfriend: Shit! We gotta wait till winter or it won't be real!
Girlfriend: We should go camping! It would be fun!
Me: We would fucking die.
Girlfriend: Lol we could remake Brokeback Mountain, but better.
Girlfriend: There should be more movies about lesbians in the wild.

Two days.

Miss this

Miss this

Christina’s rearranging my bookshelf, and cleaning my room (her choice) while I go through her Tumblr lol.

Christina’s rearranging my bookshelf, and cleaning my room (her choice) while I go through her Tumblr lol.

Tall as fuck…

Tall as fuck…

I feel like sometimes my girlfriend phrases things in certain ways just to see if I’ll make a dirty joke out of it…

Yes i am, the experience of seeing the disparity between your blog and your likes. 

Yes i am, the experience of seeing the disparity between your blog and your likes. 

Jodi: How do you spell the other 'upon'?
Me: What other 'upon'?
Jodi: You know, the one that starts with the 'a'.
Me: [googles 'apon', discovers that it's olde english spelling]
Me: ...it hasn't been spelled that way for hundreds of years...
Jodi: NO! I can see it so clearly in my mind!
Just got off FaceTime with this cute thing ;)

Just got off FaceTime with this cute thing ;)

My girlfriend is gonna end up dying from leaving her tampons in too long.

16 hours.

SIXTEEN HOURS. 

Why fuck someone random when you can fuck your best friend?

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