Never cheat on a girl who loves the musical Chicago.
^this is why I took you to see Chicago, Jodi. So you’d learn what happens if you slip up.
Sometimes I feel like my girlfriend is too nice to me. Like…what did I do to deserve this kind of love? But then I remember, it’s just because she’s a wonderful human being.
Just looked over at Jodi’s screen and she’s watching a video called “Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explains with Food”
Jodi is now telling me that everyone who follows me is going to think there is something wrong with me after they watch the video I just posted but I dont see anything at all wrong with it…