a Picture Perfect Scene

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(504): So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don’t ask how I feel about it and don’t text me back.

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anshinwrites:

[WARNINGS on the following for some very creepy and mean-looking animals, including lizards, jellyfish, centipedes, and an octopus that might trigger trypophobia.

scroll down at your own risk.]

scoutpowers:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-

 WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

Since when were wombats that adorable. They’re so cute, just what the hell.

AUSTRALIA YOU ARE OUT TO KILL US ALL

WITH YOUR TINY POISONOUS THINGS

LIKE THIS SPOTTY FUCKER

WHO IS THE SIZE OF A SOFTBALL

OR THIS JELLYFISH, WHO IS NEARLY FUCKING MICROSCOPIC AND ONLY HAS FOUR FUCKING TENTACLES

WHAT KIND OF JELLYFISH ONLY HAS FOUR FUCKING TENTACLES

OH WAIT

THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN FUCKING TINY POISONOUS THINGS

IS FUCKING HUGE BUGS

THIS FUCKER IS SIX INCHES LONG

AND LOOK

ANOTHER JELLYFISH

THAT IS LONGER THAN YOU ARE TALL AND WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP

MEANWHILE, TO MAKE UP FOR THE FACT THAT THE WHOLE ISLAND IS OUT TO KILL YOU,

Australia has taken to producing the fucking prettiest people on the planet.  Who will probably also kill you from how fucking gorgeous they are.

Fuck you, Australia. Fuck you.

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My cousin invited me to a party at her college dorm and posted a picture of all of us (the five cousins that were there) covered in neon paint (it was a rave themed party) and holding suspicious red cups. 

She told me that it was quote “grandparent proof” and that she blocked all of our older relatives from seeing the picture. 

I guess she forgot my dad…he doesn’t seem too bothered that I was there…or that I had an arrow painted on my chest pointing at my non existent boobs. 

ohmyasian:

GIF OF THE WEEK: Asian Stereotypes (Full Video HERE!)

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I’m guilty of this…I’m a lot of flavors of vanilla 

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