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mismatchedmae:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

Fact: My chiropractor nicknamed me “Mayhem” after this guy because I distract people from doing their jobs. It’s true. What can I say people enjoy talking to me.

THEY LEFT OUT THE RACCOON ONE.

THAT’S THE BEST ONE.

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    I went into hysterics over “I’m your sports team flag” or whatever—- the flag one
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