March 2012
And you couldn’t just search the tumblr tags?
I had to be quick. I wasn’t supposed to be on the computer.
Don’t hate me cuz I’m right.
I don’t think you’re ready for this.
“I did give Josh a concussion, though. I did a death kick-a fake death kick, but...”
– Jennifer Lawrence - Glamour US (via poulette-jr)
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This DJ is under some sort of influence right now.
He seems to have forgotten that he has the mic on and keeps singing along with parts of the song.
I really hope he doesn’t get fired though. This is really funny.
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I seriously think the DJ for the local rock station is high right now.
He keeps going on and on about how ‘the chickens just want to fly!’
Does this make sense to anyone else?
February 2012
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lameexcuseforaurl:
ratsinthekitchen:
lameexcuseforaurl:
ratsinthekitchen:
lameexcuseforaurl:
ratsinthekitchen:
That’s it. You crossed a line.
No. I just stabbed you. You have to do better than Shakespeare’s wife with a purse.
Fuck you. I was on someone else’s computer and didn’t have my gifs
And you couldn’t just search the tumblr tags?
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“Because it’s a story that reminds us of the worst part of humanity. We’re living...”
– Jennifer Lawrence on why The Hunger Games has struck a nerve with so many people. (via ruperts)
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omg and now she’s trying to claim my side of the bed. i already have to curl my legs around her most nights. she’s even got her head on my pillow!
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My dog is insane.
She has collected like 7 rawhides today through a combination of begging, scavenging and stealing from the puppy.
lameexcuseforaurl:
ratsinthekitchen:
lameexcuseforaurl:
ratsinthekitchen:
That’s it. You crossed a line.
No. I just stabbed you. You have to do better than Shakespeare’s wife with a purse.
Fuck you. I was on someone else’s computer and didn’t have my gifs
And you couldn’t just search the tumblr tags?
I had to be quick. I wasn’t supposed to...
“I just passed a mosque and a church and cussed.”
– Briana, while on the phone trying to get directions to Cook Out from me.
6:19.
My mom just txted asking if I was at home on a Tuesday evening.
What kind of child does she think I am??
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rainydays-and-cabarets:
ratsinthekitchen:
rainydays-and-cabarets:
I’m too socially awkward to find a dealer.
What to do, what to do…
There are drug deals going down ALL THE TIME in my chemistry class.
Sometimes I wonder if I could exchange answers for weed…;)
If only life were that easy..
Yeah, if only haha
Brianna knows a guy who does shrooms. Maybe she can give us his # or...
rainydays-and-cabarets:
I’m too socially awkward to find a dealer.
What to do, what to do…
There are drug deals going down ALL THE TIME in my chemistry class.
Sometimes I wonder if I could exchange answers for weed…;)
If only Rick Santorum knew the awful things people...
I’d love to see his reactions.
lameexcuseforaurl:
ratsinthekitchen:
That’s it. You crossed a line.
No. I just stabbed you. You have to do better than Shakespeare’s wife with a purse.
Fuck you. I was on someone else’s computer and didn’t have my gifs
And you couldn’t just search the tumblr tags?
I had to be quick. I wasn’t supposed to be on the computer.
Don’t hate...
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“CO2 is a pollutant? Tell that to the plants.”
– Rick Santorum, this weekend in Davison, Michigan.
Yet another example of willfully ignorant being brought to it’s absolute apex.
We’re currently pumping about 90 million tons of carbon emissions into the air every day. This creates the conditions that lead to global warming, and the seriousness...
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I just saw a hot Asian man on my dash and...
iloveasianmen.tumblr.com is for you.
And Briana.
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That’s it. You crossed a line.
No. I just stabbed you. You have to do better than Shakespeare’s wife with a purse.
Fuck you. I was on someone else’s computer and didn’t have my gifs
And you couldn’t just search the tumblr tags?
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So I was on facebook reading all these updates...
I was freaking out. And then I went to her facebook page and the last status update said:
“bleck, got my wisdom teeth out today! )))):”
